I still wish they would have won. They’re so much fun.
Just bringing this back because this will always be the best Eurovision song to me.
Maybe not hetalia, but always relevant. Always. (Especially on this blog!)
HAHAHAHHAHAH jump off a bridge
… Are you still crying?
I wasn’t crying in the first place.
Oh, sorry - what did you say again?
JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!
Like fuck youAre you crying?
Good.
Is it like ingrained in your biology to make me want to claw your eyes out whenever I see you or
Feel free to try that.
How about no because I don’t even want to touch your disgusting face.
Phew. I’m so relieved to hear that.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH jump off a bridge
Like fuck youAre you crying?
Good.
Is it like ingrained in your biology to make me want to claw your eyes out whenever I see you or
Feel free to try that.
How about no because I don’t even want to touch your disgusting face.
Phew. I’m so relieved to hear that.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH jump off a bridge
Uh huh, sure, you know all those conferences that start at 7? I’m up at 4. Seriously, consider yourself lucky!
Ugh really, you should hire like, a cleaner or something..
Why do you get up so damn early?! I barely wake up with enough time to brush my teeth…
And no. My house would just get messy again, so what’s the point?
I have to get ready! Hair doesn’t come this good naturally, gosh!
And that, dear heart, is why when your teeth fall out, mine will be perfect.
Then get someone to tidy it like every week god
Well that’s why you have different ones!
Robust but stylish and definitely not suede Mafia ones,
Stylish and expensive looking and definitely not suede party ones.
Geddit?
-sighs- You know as well as I do how expensive those shoes are. Even though my country makes them, doesn’t mean I get special disco-…okay, I do, but still…I’d rather not ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes.
If it’s any better, my outfit was pretty high fashion…It was the first thing I grabbed when walking out the door.
Yes, I got it.
Ugh you’re so lucky, I would kill to be able to dress myself with the first thing I grab and look fabulous
I’d just look pooey.
You never look bad. Dammit, you are usually one of the best dressed at conferences. I’m sure you’d look fine if you just grabbed stuff. -shrugs- Besides, the only reason I’m able to do that is because my house is still a mess.
Uh huh, sure, you know all those conferences that start at 7? I’m up at 4. Seriously, consider yourself lucky!
Ugh really, you should hire like, a cleaner or something..
Well that’s why you have different ones!
Robust but stylish and definitely not suede Mafia ones,
Stylish and expensive looking and definitely not suede party ones.
Geddit?
-sighs- You know as well as I do how expensive those shoes are. Even though my country makes them, doesn’t mean I get special disco-…okay, I do, but still…I’d rather not ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes.
If it’s any better, my outfit was pretty high fashion…It was the first thing I grabbed when walking out the door.
Yes, I got it.
Ugh you’re so lucky, I would kill to be able to dress myself with the first thing I grab and look fabulous
I’d just look pooey.
HAHAHAHHAHAH jump off a bridge
… Are you still crying?
I wasn’t crying in the first place.
Like fuck youAre you crying?
Good.
Is it like ingrained in your biology to make me want to claw your eyes out whenever I see you or
Feel free to try that.
How about no because I don’t even want to touch your disgusting face.
Phew. I’m so relieved to hear that.
HAHAHAHHAHAH jump off a bridge
Did you get blood on your Armanis.
Why the hell would I be wearing Armanis during a Mafia meeting? Of course not. I just wore some shoes that were laying around…I actually don’t think they are even mine…-kicks his feet back and fourth-
Why on earth would you wear those if you have Armanis and Versace. Come ON!
Well..think here for a second…would I rather wear some shoes that are not extremely expensive if I know there might be some…eh…blood…or wear these so I can get them as dirty as I please?
So you tell me, would it be worth to wear them if they are just going to get ruined?
Well that’s why you have different ones!
Robust but stylish and definitely not suede Mafia ones,
Stylish and expensive looking and definitely not suede party ones.
Geddit?
